As soon as those soiled hands take the accordion playing position you know lies are streaming out of the hollow recesses of the republican mind.  A similar phenomenon is on display when a preacher keeps trying to impress his audience with “I believe…”.  People have been known to believe absolute balderdash and only the gullible and cult-prone are sitting on the edge of their seats waiting to hear what their spiritual leaders (or peers!) believe. Teachers ought to teach what they know, and preachers or to preach the revelation that convinces them. Belief is not knowledge.

The accordion-playing hands may be an imitation of a great prophet parting a large body of water, or it may be an attempt to show clean hands, as a person does when praying.  In either case this accordion player has neither clean hands nor water parting powers.  If you have the time you should close your eyes and start fact checking the Duke of Doodoo as soon as you see the hands begin to play the invisible accordion.