What’s the oldest things you’re wearing today?

Pure selfishness; interest in me and myself.  Maybe I should be talking about shoes, shirts, underwear, rings and necklaces.  Ya think?  The oldest thing I am wearing first appeared the moment I was born.  It made me wail at the top of my voice, “Pay attention to me!”  “Hey, momma, give me that breast.  I want milk.  I’m cold; warm we up”.

There!  As old as I am.