Felonious I of Florida

The king of 99% of nothing can imagine that his new lucky number is 408.   Spin that wheel!

Scam the sky, punch of hole with a scraper

Scrutinize every pretty girl, then say you didn’t rape her.

Scratch your head

Your scrounging is captured on tape. .

Scram all the way to jail and Gehenna; there you can embrace every ‘scape.

Scram

12 jurors

34 convictions

12 jurors, 34 guilty counts