Waiting for charming royal and straw

How do you waste the most time every day?

I have lived long enough to recognized that when life is very comfortable and everything is on repeat I record accomplishments.  On the other hand there is an attachment to serendipity, to the unprogrammed and voluntary connections, the frog-transforming kiss and the back-breaking straw.  Let us just say that waiting for charming princesses and their kisses and camels and their straws is definitely wasteful.