If you were going to open up a shop, what would you sell?

On sale:

Guaranteed one-way trips to the landfill.

• alliances between religion and politics
• religious republics
• thinly disguised plots to break
• cheer-evoking slogans that will in a court of law end in contempt and conviction

Today’s Special: free excoriation of bishops, imams, rabbis, philosophers and gurus who abuse their own books and insult the common decency.